Close Encounters of the Kong Kind
The helicopter flight from Skull Island to my ultimate destination has been long and exhausting, the only rest period being a layover in Japan to drop off Young Kong in Tokyo. It turns out that my...
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After being “rescued” from the clown wizard’s dungeon by the mysterious Doctor Who, I have found myself whisked off across the galaxy inside what appears to be an extremely technologically...
View ArticlePlanet of the Kongleks
Having been more or less abducted by the mysterious Doctor, I have now traveled with him to the far-off Planet Petco, where I have been assured that we will receive a hero’s greeting, not to mention...
View ArticleFetch to the Future
After a relaxing weekend spent squiring the Princess around Rome, my holiday came to an abrupt end with the arrival of a mysterious, disheveled man driving a car that, in this place and time, should...
View ArticleThe Konglek Invasion Of Earth
Having been brought back to the future by the mysterious Doc Brown with the intention of reversing the Konglek conquest of Earth, we have quickly found ourselves overwhelmed by their sheer numbers. How...
View ArticleThe Vizsla Invasion of Planet Petco
Having gone back to the future with Doc Brown only to discover that the Earth has been overrun by human/Konglek hybrids, we have traveled through space and time back to the place where I originally met...
View Articlesunday awards and meem show reepeets!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it seems that my dada is going away to the mithikal land of noo york for a kuple of weeks for his mama and dadas fiftyith annieversary!!! hay wow that...
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